flowergirlrobichiko:

captainlordauditor:

flowergirlrobichiko:

captainlordauditor:

flowergirlrobichiko:

captainlordauditor:

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

swing by you say

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

colorogasm:

Always Remember:

1. kissing can and will, get boring.
   
2. its ok to go to sleep on opposite sides.
   
3. forgetting favorites, dates and replies is only human.
4. you dont have to like, or be friends with all of their friends and vice-versa.
5. they have a right to spend weekends dedicating to their friends and family. you have the same right.
6. privacy is still in play.
7. trying simple things that they like, no matter how much you are sure you will dislike it, is a very small step you can take to show your love to them.
8. you dont gotta have the same taste in music, food, books etc.
9. saying i love you, thank you, take care, please and i missed you really helps.
10. you cant agree with all their life decisions and they cant with yours. keeping an open mind and having an honest and deep discussion about it helps. 
11. they dont need your permission to do things and neither you need theirs.
12. the intention and care behind the gift matters. not its price tag. 
13. dont try and change them. help them become better versions of themselves and get the same help and support and care from them. 
14. know what matters most and focus on that.

ryukotatsuma:

kaiju-emperor:

6lackranger:

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”